That's right. Never mess with a guy who goes to an elite university in south pole.

:)

Aw...that's too bad.

I'll never stop fighting for my love. Once I hold on to a weenie, I make it mine!

I know it's hard. I'm insanely good looking too. I understand. Hey, Mr sailor. How old r u? Wanna have sex?

Yes, real winners like me! I know you guys hate cause I'm a complete cunt, I'm gay and also a brother fucker. But I don't care cause I study in an elite university in South pole. You guys can suck ...

At least you're not gay like me. Cheer up!

You're just jealous, aren't you?

A baked t-rex weenie.

It's normal. My mom has life insurance on me too. Maybe it has something to do with me being gay.

If it's a smooth dick I'll suck it for free!

I had a turtle like that. I painted my cock green and used it as an example to teach him how to swim.

PS I forgot to mention that I'm gay.

How dare you say that! Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I'll tolerate you insults! I'll have you know that my intelligence is essential to purify this website!

Being gay, I love to cross dress in Halloween.

I agree dude, having sex in front of kids is gross.......but......there's no kids around here so.....what do you say we hook up?

I love that song too! We have so much in common. Wanna have sex?

No, my full name is Steven Smalldick. Calling me Steve Jobs was an insult! I'm way smarter than that guy, do you have any idea which university I go to?!

Every night I dream of being fucked by a guy and I wake up every morning with a soggy sausage. I wonder what this means?

You're a hooker? That's okay, so am I. Since no one wants a relationship with you, you must be quite ugly. But no way in hell can you be uglier than me, over that I'm completely gay as well. Let me...