hello apa, did the previous suggestion prove anything since then? I hope all is well and you're not currently nonexistent or missing..

if that miltary base is conducting anything that big you would feel the whole floor shaking as well.. might seriously consider what russian18 said if otherwise. try putting up a camera where you sleep

woah there.. plz take the time to use ur internet for something useful such as googling the effects of eating feces..

Im gonna pretend most of what you're saying is true, so how exactly does it taste like? do u not worry about your general health as it might spread bacteria like e.coli... plus you'll smell like ac...

Oh I have an idea, use nutella but with a spoon and maybe no where near anyone's ass, like with bread..