Keep in mind that the navel is how we first ingested food. No matter what age we are, the belly button CAN absorb dirt and bacteria as well as coated metal or plated items.

Perhaps this is why people become hairdressers.

Where do you find sexy panties nowadays? All you see are those stupid, ugly thongs LOL.

Not as bad as my cousin, who had a wasp fly up her skirt. She was swollen for days.

I had this same problem until I started gargling with peroxide. Apparently it was a strep throat, or an infection.

My girlfriend invented a little game, where she likes to be tied to a bed naked and blindfolded. On the night table is a fish bowl with many folded up pieces of paper, and there's a box on the floo...

Just listen to the positive comments. Negative comments come from jealousy.

You are as pretty as you feel.