If I were you I would toot it and then boot it

I recommend that your parents get you neutered before you get a bitch pregnant and have little puppies

I chocked on my spit laughing

you should make a little hole in the mouth area of the poster, and maybe you will feel more....connected to the person on the poster

you are smart, you never know when you will need a good scab for protection.

taking it up the ass turns you on

Yes this is normal, it is called Procrasturbation, but you can practice multi-fapping to get things done at the same time.

It's somewhat normal, to some who enjoy bestiality.