As taboo as it is, it is completely natural to eat whatever meat is available, wether starving or not. Im not going into detail as to why or why not i want to eat pork-like meat, but i am going to ...

Oh Gods this joke is overused!

If you are going to start doing that, i want you to only do it to bad people, id say eat murderers and pedophiles(try to make the pedo meat well done to get rid of the pedoness)

I dont think that will happen, i may be curious about it, but im still mentally stable