Toe nails that look like animal claws are kind of cool.

Dogging is great fun. I am looking forward to the new season. http://uproxx.com/webculture/what-is-dogging-the-illegal-internet-fueled-sex-craze-in-britain/

Social nudity is normal. Your friend was just being sociable.

Just be a loser. Take a shit every now and then and call it your best accomplishment. You will watch the world accomplish nothing. At least you're not involved.

Hide raw uncooked shrimp under the seat of their car. As the shrimp decompose, the odor gets more humorous. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

She da nastiest bitch in cyberspace. Just ask Daniel.

Hint. Lesley.