If you want to marry her, you should probably wait until you graduate, because if you don't, she goes to jail. It's against the law in America for teachers to have relationships with students (mino...

It's normal. That way, if something where to happen to you ( God forbid) she would have money to bury you. The worst thing in the world is to loose a child, and not have money to bury her. Or him. ...

Hell no! Is it normal for me to walk up and fart on you?

This is a serious issue. You need to tell a trusted adult, they can help her. Tell her there are other ways to get attention from her parents. Like, good grades for example. But hurting herself is ...