Do you call them mammy?

Any chunks?

You should have added that the two of you lick the caked on cum off each others bodies. That would have made a better troll.

Unless you are fucking her why hang with her? You should at least get a blow job from time to time.

Stick to jacking off thinking about her big ass.

Where do you go camping?

Using that wall as a visual shield was a "stroke" of genius! Great job! I hope you got off a big gooey one!

Sounds normal to me.

Next encounter get him to skull fuck you.

Yes. Very normal. Everybody should do it.