You know there must be lots of wack jobs in this world that would gladly pay to watch you do that.

Good for you! Now please tell me that you are a female.

I've done it. But it was with a profound sense of urgency. And once the first squirt escaped me my boner began to go down and a free flow ensued. But I remember a strategic bending over being invol...

You don't have to live in a "slum" to see this all the time. The Ratman has seen tall blonde yuppie females do this in Bryant Park in midtown Manhattan. I see it as sorta like farting. Sometimes it...