About NormalPeopleScareMe (164230)

Mid 50s male with lots of kinks & fetishes. Un closeted underdresser (as in I wear only women's under things underneath). Usually just panties if I'm going out, maybe a bra underneath around the house (roommates know, just don't like making them uncomfortable so I always cover up. Now with cooler weather (fall in the States) I'll probably be wearing more camisoles around the house and to bed (as well as other nighties). My girlfriend thinks its hot, it really gets her going sometimes.
I'm emotionally heterosexual, butt (!) technically Bi or Bi-Curious. However, I don't mind getting sucked by men and LOVE getting my caca door pounded while Mr. Lizard is getting attended to by whatever means. Because of diabetic neuropathy and a botched surgery, I only have about 45% of the sexual sensation I should have. Usually the only way I can orgasm is with a (genuine, not bogus) Magic Wand Original vibrator and something journeying up the Hershey Highway. To clarify a bit, I love having my starfish stretched and my prostate "bruised" but I have ZERO interest in kissing, hugging, dating men; they just don't turn me on per se. I will occasionally slob on the knob knob just for variety, but swallowing is just utilitarian and does nothing for me either way.
I love putting things in my Oscar Mayer too. Sounds, catheters, through hole plugs... She especially loves the rippled one during doggy, and came just *watching* me put it in the first time! Same thing first time I let her put it in me, and first few times of me just *putting it in* HER yellow tunnel! She has her own now that reaches her bladder and I put a 35mm rubber flat washer on the end so it can't accidentally go in too far (Embarrassing moment number 23,687 at the Emergency Room..., NOT!).
I'm wanting to cath us both with me empty and her full, and connect them together to feel her urine filling MY bladder. Opportunity hasn't presented itself yet, and being a former Nursing Assistant, she's really worried about me getting an infection. It'd be worth it once....
I'm outside Phoenix, AZ and currently dating again as our wonderful relationship is winding down. :-( Not here looking for hookup, but any ladies in the area.... I'm fat, (6', 330#) and I prefer my women on that side too, open to male/female couples too!

Note to single men:
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!! I'M NNNNOOOOTTTT INTERESTED IN ONLINE MALE HOOKUPS! ! ! ! IN FACT IF YOU DON'T GET THE MESSAGE THE FIRST TIME, I'LL PROBABLY REPORT YOU FOR HARASSMENT.

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