I am quite sorry that you tend to shart thou pantaloons, but I suggest thou take a grand diet of peanut butter and cheese and see a doctor.

I'm exactly the same. I've got the mouth of a sailor as well. My boyfriend doesn't really seem to care but sometimes he thinks I'm mad at him when I'm not.

How do you know they're submissive? Do they beg you to do kinky shit to them? Cuz normally subs don't really approach someone first.