I drink and drive while talking on the phone and operate a stick-shift simultaneously but doing all that while texting... Yeah, I've done it, but that's because I have superior hand eye-coordinat...

Her pain is my pleasure.

All of the above while in stealth mode.

I love you too sweetheart.

Sounds like a pretty one-sided story to me... Of course when traditional sex roles are switched around like this the woman is always complaining which can be seen.

Homeowner but there's too many Mexicans where I live. Again, the White man moves out...

Sometimes you have to do the best you can with what you've got. It's a pet peeve of ours here on INN try not to make the same mistake twice... BITCH

Exactly, it's entertainment but some people disagree however, this name dropping is getting OLD. Steve2 did mine once and called him a FAGGOT for doing it.... Isn't that right Steve...

Alright, now you're giving me a hard-on... Who are you? That Karmaaaa chick that ran out of As keeps asking about my rat? Or that Nintendo DS game buyer that inquired about the cat vacuum suffoca...

Look at it on the bright side, no need for nail polish on that toe. It actually looks kinda beautiful... No need to see a doctor especially because you cannot afford one due to that Negro turnin...

Some people aren't as smart as you are. Have you ever taken that into consideration?