So I guess you have never masturbated in your life then! Cause if you use your hand then you wouldn't mind a guys hand would you? Your logic is flawed.

Well go sit on a chair, get your dick out and erect of course. Use one hand to hold in the proper position and the other hand to pull yourself closer. And try to lick it. I don't know how flexible ...

Every time I think how nice it would be to come in my mouth. Then when I do it I am disgusted. After 10 minutes I forget about it and the cycle goes on. Well I really gotta stop the coming in my mo...

S2 FTW. I mean do you really want a screen that small?

Well if I was a girl pleasuring myself orally would be close to impossible.

Well I think you get less flexible as you age. And I am 15 so...

Can you comment with a sentence at least? Like which part is unbelievable and why? And people who so you have to surgically remove your lower ribs to do it is complete BS.