Okay... I'm done talking about this now...

I think it's perfectly normal, and I actually do it, too. Besides, it's better to think how you're better than them then to say, throw a punch, either at them or at something else.

You can't stay away from your mother/ the grandmother of your child.

I think that it doesn't happen to everyone and I can't give you any advice from my personal experience or anything, but this happened to a friend of mine, again, it's not really the same as they we...

I really hope not... An when did I mention those?

It's perfectly normal to get a crush, even when in a long- term relationship. Unless it's acted on, don't sweat about it.

It's weird... May I suggest a different hobby? Chess? Or at least, don't collect anything that can be inserted into the body. I mean, first it's tampons, then that's a gateway to sanitary pads and...