You're very lucky that you can.

I'm jealous. :(

Yea, that would be me. Even with a semi, I still can't pee, which makes me extremely jealous of guys who can with a full blown erection. You really have to be an Alpha male to be able to do that, I...

To be honest, no, its not normal.

Yea, I'm white and I like them to. Especially their big butts, because it's such a feminine trait. They have the best bodies, overall.

Yea, but being able to do so is still pretty masculine, in my opinion.

Full blown erections?

Yea, it is the second type that I am really referring to, especially since morning wood often involves semi-boners.

Yea, I would have figured that the potential for making a mess would be quite high. Still, I feel that's almost worth the trouble just to have the ability to do it.

Honestly, I couldn't even begin to imagine what it would be like to pee with an erection, not only because I physically can't do it, but also because I would find trying "aim" it virtually impossib...

It's funny because if I was fully erect, I still could not get myself to pee. I guess some guys are wired differently?

I know, but it still kind of sucks.

You're lucky.

Technically speaking, yes.

Yes, it is indeed gross. Especially when it involves food. (Like people working behind the deli counter. Ugh, I hate that).

I'm not fond of listening to people chew gum, so I guess I can kind of relate.