Your cat killed a Doberman?

I'm obly attracted to girls who are half man half bear half pig...

The internet.

Live alone and masturbate.

You must be a fucking millionaire to have a bedroom floor big enough be crawling around like a human fucking centipede.

Dude, are you trolling thegypseysailorrapedhisdaughter? Not cool.

I don't even have a puter, just a shity Sony experia.