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About GuyWithScrewdriver (178216)

Hello. I am a very broken human being who is using humor and "witty" writing to hide just how shitty I feel :)

Things I need to improve in life:

Lose virginity before 30 (I'm 26)

Get a job (Only had one in my entire life. It was cleaning.)

Gain some sense of self-worth

Become more confident

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Recent Comments

7 years ago
Beards turn me on
YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR! THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER! THATS MY FOOD!
7 years ago
IIN to forget how to hug?
Raise our arms till they are sticking out horizontally at a 90 degree angle to your body. Widen or narrow them depending on the girth of the intended target. Walk forward with arms outstretched un...
7 years ago
Beards turn me on
Brushing my fingers through it right now... its crackling ;)
7 years ago
Is it normal that I keep putting up with this shit?
Hey, thanks for reading and commenting so fast! I get that I'm getting used but he's my first real friend. I met him in college back when I was 18. I'm 26 now and I guess I kinda hero worshiped him...
7 years ago
Beards turn me on
Beards are awesome. I've got one.
7 years ago
I tripped really bad on drugs a while back
Don't worry about it I smoked some weed once that had been tainted with fuck-knows-what and just totally lost all sense of reality. Didn't know who, what, where, why, when I was. It was like I'd lo...
7 years ago
Is it normal to dislike servicemens' attitudes?
Some of them can be snobbish about their time in the military ESPECIALLY the wounded ones, but I'd probably be a bit of a dick if I had both of my arms blown off by an IED too. That doesn't mean yo...
7 years ago
sister had sex in my bed she is 13
So... this is the internet now. It Had such promise...