God, you are sexy.

Upon seeing your screen name my mind harkens back to Elliot Rogers and his Youtube videos. He was a charismatic loner too.

Or even worse, a black person living in Africa.

Jim, my man, we still on for the dog rescue thing on Sunday? You bringing your wife right?

Did a truck really crush your husband or did you make that up? Mentioning him being all swollen up isn't how I'd describe finding a loved one, assuming I have loved ones.