Sounds like a good time man.

I hope you are trolling because this is not normal in my book and its disgusting >_<

I tried a toilet roll but the first time the edge of the inside of it cut my wee wee and i bled a bit. :(

Yes.

Right on man, right on... just don't do it here.

My cousin used to that when he was 9

Maybe they are friendly and we can have a party and get drunk together and then go to some of their strip clubs and get some tentacle action :D

im not sure if there's a phobia for that... maybe you have seismophobia? are you afraid that there will be an earthquake? :)

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I hate people like that. It's like they don't care about what you want to say.