Im not such a big fan myself, but I think that the schumaker bat films succeed at being exactly what they were meant to be, campy, cartoony, schlocky fun. And honestly on their own I don't think th...

I hope you're not that allergic lol

Why TF would you do this?

lmao

I don't know if this is really a fair fight. One of these animals lives primarily in the water and the other lives on land.

It sounds like you're on a really self destructive path. You should really try to change your ways or talk to a therapist or something.

Sounds an awful lot like sleep paralysis to me

Nice poem lol

I love guessing games! Im getting a pretty strong Native american vibe though perhaps with a mix of something else, maybe East Asian. I wouldn't be surprised if you're part white aswell. Like your...

Might wanna get that looked at dude