Yeah, can't believe that people would think that would even be a possibility with todays food standards and hygiene.

I do both at the same time. Start with the hair and face and then down on the outside, down the legs and then groin. Always end with the feet though as I want to put socks on right away.

Is that always the same for you? I usually put my socks on in the order of how I found them. If I find the right sock first (or it is the outer one if they are "folded" into a sock-roll-thingy) I ...

Don't try to make it "not obvious".

I've been looking up plants.

Hybrid cycads