A buddy of mine used to do something similar. Good old Carl. Carvin' Carl is what we used to call him. One day his dad got him a pocket knife. One of those flippy butterfly knives. He would always...

I completely feel you, brother. Had a neighbor back in the day who only spoke in weird phrases and clichés. It was horrible. He'd come up to you and greet you with some outdated movie quote. His i...

That one hits close to home. My mom did something eerily similar when I was little. I was in eighth grade with my teacher Ms... let's call her "Susan". Susan was reasonably attractive. She was in ...

It's ok. You can do you, and if you don't need others then it's alright. A buddy of mine used to say he didn't need a car, he was fine walking everywhere. "I like the exercise" he used to say. I...

I had a buddy who was like that. He was the most shy and reserved guy in the world; he wouldn't even swear in front of others. It was a whole different story when he got a few Coronas in him. The...