I've never saw one, but I'd be too scared to say. They don't exist, for fear of them saying. Well if Zombie doesn't believe in us. We'll prove her wrong and show her we do exist, by floating around...

Absolutely normal. Jealousy is only a natural reaction . If someone gets what you want you're hardly going to be doing a merry dance for them, are you!

Nah. I don't need to. ;)

I can't for one minute even begin to understand why women reject you. I mean you're such a charmer. You should be beating them off with a stick