You must be a good cook. Nonetheless, this activity makes me suspicious of penis envy.

Drinking hand sanitizer makes a good encore.

Major in Studio Arts. Learn to draw nude people. Study the psychology of sexuality. Get a job as a waitress after you flunk out.

Fine if you remember that religion is intended to manipulate the masses.

Get a job as a male prostitute for deformed women. They need love like everyone else. It's the RIGHT thing to do.

You unconsciously acquire gay mannerisms when you stick stuff up your butt.

Oh no. It's you again.

Sorry to have bothered you.

Getting back on topic, many of us have noticed your vast and varied experience with men, be it trysts, affairs and whatnot. Could you give us a brief but tasteful perspective of the sexual experie...

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Oh God no.

Sexual sublimination for sure. There's a cock in every bite. Welcome to The Consortium.