I couldn't control myself, sorry =) Don't waste your time on someone who doesn't appreciate you. That's my best advice.

Hahaha if this is the long story I wonder what the short version is. I guy 3 marry. He don't.

Mark Ruffalo. Am I the first?

Okay, I came up with a better plan. You tell him nicely to please take his clothes off because 1) you have no sewing skills, 2) you can't afford to buy him new clothes, and, most importantly, 3) ev...

Oh look! A pot joke flying! Right over your head! hahaha jk Exactly what I meant, he was not thinking (what's with the car being locked anyways???) Because he was baked...... and probably had eate...

Whoa, there's a mini crowd now! In that case he just shoves it up your bum. Phew, thanks, man! it was nice to let it out! =)

Awww... I just want to hug you and give you cookies! Now let the bitch walk, you hear me? Let 'er go!

Eeny meeny miney mo. Did you really have to ask?

I was waking up from a nap during business hours. Now, barely 12 hours later, I'm up at a rather inappropriate hour! :|

Remember the saying "A boob in the hand is worth two in the bra". Or don't, just take people's real advice up there, some of it sounds good. :)

Here's a plan: next time you see him, rip your clothes off instead and immediately cover your eyes with one hand and vagina with the other. That way you'll avoid any sort of embarrassment. You won'...

I hear ya! I really hate my mind, I'm saving up for a lobotomy.

Do you really wanna hear it? Cause I'm just dyyyying to say it, sweetheart!

Am I the only one who thought this was about being a fuckin' Nazi?

Ooooh I love riddles! The person didn't go inside the house because it was Unimportant! Did I get it? did I get it?!

Oh, are you one of the juice?