I once fucked a frog only to find out I was on a hidden camera prank show lool me and my beastiality

Bro it's the dankesssstt shizzle I once.. Get this I once boiled petroleum and inhaled the vapour that rose and trust me it's made moy life 10 timeessass betttterrrrr woooooooo, you wanna be as f f...

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Bro when I smoke the dank kush I straight chill and contemplate life and eat a shit ton of crisps oddly slow but yeah sounds like weed anoint for you honestly

Howcome?

Okay is seen this before and have the perfect solution for a win win, what you want to do is invite the bitch to the swim lesson by telling her you have a surprise then infront of her rip his short...

I would normally be that troll who fucks with the posters head on this one but damn tbh the signs he's showing are not good unless he's planning some sort of surprise then he's being a dick, I get ...

Told it bro fuck them tits your wife probably stinks of egg salad anyway

It's fine I've done it myself it helps me get to sleep as I find putting my head up against my chest is extremely comfortable and a quick lick soothes and helps me put my mind to rest