Sure you do

Eww

Its normal if you're gay which it sounds like you are

Well then why don't you go over there and immediately get yourself killed

Another completely serious account

Sure, he's a psychopath, but at the same time he's a loyal friend even after Michaels betrayed so I get where you're coming from

Its not my thing, but plenty of men seem to have foot fetishes

I suppose that would explain why women seem to like military men as well

To be honest NYC is kind of a shitty place to live unless you're a member of the 1% I'm hoping I'll get transferred soon. If I do get transferred I will miss the food though

What the fuck am I even reading? Have you tried eating lean protein and vegetables? Candy has no place what so ever in a diet

Yes, exercising will help alot and I certainly recommend it, but a healthy diet should result in a slow steady loss of weight

They're surprisingly common where I patrol, but I was mostly speaking euphemistically

No I was asking if its actual slang or something you made up, I now have my answer

I'm an NYPD officer, I work in NYC as a beat cop

I'd say he's mostly being rude, but that does sound sorta racist

Wait are you legitimately afraid or do you just not like stickiness

Okay I'm pretty sure you're a troll, but on the off chance you're serious...if you want to lose weight you need to eat a diet of lean protein and healthy vegetables such as spinach, broccoli and br...

What? Is that slang?

Nothing makes you look more suspect than hiding in a bush

Yeah, exactly