There's no way the noodles would become edible in a good way, is there?

How the fuck is race not a quality of someone, OP? You're just gonna say that someone's entire ancestry has nothing to do with who they are as a person? Your petpeeve is absolutely normal, but th...

I'm torn, as I don't think it's right to censor something so normal, but at the same time... There's something to say about preserving innocence for as long as possible.

My description of hell is my hands are sticky and everything in sight is a dry, dusty, dirty, hairy mess.

I can sympathize with you a lot here, and it is very normal. I think that being more intelligent than your peers and not being recognized for it in any way is something that really weighs on the mi...

welcome to being a bit of an airhead.

To the guy saying top or bottom - LOL To OP - I feel like you should at least respect the person who ur gonna anally rek. Maybe not a street whore, but ur normal, bud.