Because I eat meat do I not ensure the survival of these animals? We will continue to breed them as we continue to eat them and how can you not understand it's completely natural for humans to eat ...

Bobdiggity, you're lurking a thread about testicles. You should consider yourself a weird perverted little beta male virgin nerd before you attack your local Alpha.

You seem young and troubled. Are you sure you're ready to juggle this mans testies? Stop asking if it hurts and just go in for the kill or spike em, serve em, dodge em, throw em, dribble em, dunk e...

You must rub the balls in a gentle yet circular motion and then melt some margarine and apply desired food coloring. Next, make sure you eat peppers because a little bit of spice will add a little ...

Why did regret only become an issue after you told a friend? Did your friend go "Ewwww you let that ugly motherfucker eat you out?" You should just feel terrible and fuck this ugly guy because no...

You just admitted to not preferring dudes, yet you suck his dick and offer tug jobs while reminding us all you're not a slut. Emotions happened? You either get on it or move on. Pretty simple.

Sure, if you're trying to prove something to daddy or you just like dude's who are going to use you, fuck you, and buy you happy meals.

It's pretty pathetic and says a lot about you. You need to make contact with the opposite sex through something crazy like.. Your words. Talk to them before you wind up kidnapping them. Don't rely ...

Yes, and draw a butt while you're at it.

Uh, nope, you're totally fucked in life. You're disassociating from your identity and soon you may fall into an emotional black hole of shit.

Blow a load in her hair while she's asleep and leave her before you get a load I'm your hair?

Uh, dude, you can't have another chick but she's asking for another dick in your relationship? I hope you enjoy watching her get fucked by "your" new boyfriend aka your replacement.

Shut the fuck up with your albino lookin ass and just go fuck your fat bitches. Why is this even a fuckin question?

The dude hasn't even fucked you yet and he's already future fucking other people. Does it matter if it's normal? The question is do you want a dude playing minesweeper with your vagina?

Ratman, do you skitter about? Do you find yourself confused about your species or are you just some fat fucking nerd who deep throats hot pockets? Get out the basement, nerd. Shave your neck, nerd....

You sound like a dude pretending to be a chick who gets hit on by another chick. You need to make a withdrawal from the sperm bank. If this is true then it's ridiculous and you guys should just go ...

Asking strangers for advice is a terrible idea. Why don't you just act like an adult and confront the situation? This is something you two need a settle and not random ass people.

So, you're pretending to fuck a dude? Sounds really gay. You're on your way to full blown homosexuality.

Sounds like you're on your way to a nice prison sentence.

You're fuckin weird and you probably should try to get some friends.