Hahahahaha.... ummm.... Baby you make me wish I had 3 hands. *I think you're doing just fine with 2* (yeah, you win. Clap, clap.)

*bang* consider that a divorce.

Get your ass to Mars.

DUMP. References: personal experience.

Dead post, obviously, but everyone needs their personal space. So I ask, A year and a half later, how's that relationship working out nowadays???

When you were young, going through an auto wash with the windows up, someone probably released a caustic fart. Instant traumatization.

True, not all. But 95% are remakes or based off of someone else's book or idea.

I loved the ultimate warrior until I saw his documentary and realized he was a total dick. So I'd have to say macho man. Wrestlers these days have NO personalities. I met Jimmy Superfly Snuka at an...

Sometimes I'll spend hours watching old wrestling interviews on YouTube. Especially the ultimate warrior. LOAD THE SPACESHIP WITH THE ROCKET FUEL, HO KOGANNNNN

Well so much for the hawks. Damnit.

I'd vote for the hawks, but I made the post. Hawks baby.

Well thanks for the response. I shoulda known better. Internet nerds watching sports? Pshaw

Oh boy. My very own underage Japanese maid. Complete with emoticons stolen from from other websites. Yes please.

Cute. Are you a Japanese schoolgirl?

It happens to me too. Even without caffeine. It just happened out of nowhere one night. I've actually been to the hospital because of it. Now I have a prescription for Klonopin. I would suggest to ...

Get some "Certain Dri". It works wonders.

Pathetic.

Such a stupid internet term. I want to murder you hard.

Or you can just keep walking and mind your own fucking business.

"When I get really close"? If you make the effort to sneak up to your neighbor's window and turn his private life into your own personal reality show, you might as well follow through with calling ...