Turn an Arby's roast beef sandwich sideways and it's basically a vagina. Sometimes they skimp on beef though, so you should go for a philly beef and swiss or giant roast beef sandwich to play it safe

Ironically, I thought I was talking to a twelve-year old.

Would you like to procreate?

Tell me, do come about your powers of intuition naturally, or are you some sort of detective?

Oh God, I am an idiot!

Nothing wrong with acting on your feelings, as long as it is consenting. That's what I did. Although in the end it lead to me becoming my own uncle...

My cat I've had for 10 years never scratched or bit until I tried to force-feed her medication once. She bit my thumb so deep I lost feeling in the area for a month. Don't hold it against him if it...