Just letting you know, your pun didn't go unnoticed

He's the coolest postman in the world! He always helps people and he's really clever and he drives a red van! He has a black and white cat called Jess and he lives in Greendale! You should watch hi...

I've been thinking of printing lots of pictures of Jess and I and delivering them to everyone in the village so I can be just like Pat. Do you guys think that would be a good idea?

So you're paying someone to meet you in a coffee shop and listen to you? Seems legit.

No you're a weirdo

Apparently, hearing voices in amongst other repetitive sounds is a sign of a healthy mind, it means you are alert and observant apparently. I can't remember where I heard that.