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long term crap my ass

I dont understand why people actually want long term relationships, theyre boring as hell.
And the lack of freedom and the neediness the woman starts to have... oh man.
And besides, a smart creative man doesnt really have anything to say to a woman.

Like a wise man once said..
"one cannot tolerate the b**ch for too long without being a bit of a pussy himself".

I know most women out there will resent me for feeling this way but hey, its the way i am.
I cant stop feeling this way.
Do you think it's normal?
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Funny!!! A lot of what you posted is true. Monogamy is unnatural, it is proven failure the world over but what society dictates we must abide by. As for women, there are a lot of bad ones out there, controlling, manipulative, high maintenance, selfish, self-centered, but that goes for the guys too, so everyone needs to choose wisely!!!
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i'm with you brother. I don't ever think i'll be in a long term relationship. Next thing you know she will want a kid and get married. That would be too much responsibility for me!!
unnatural as in, wouldn't do it without external pressure and influence.
A caveman would eat prepackaged food, had it been offered to him.
And also, just because society dictates something doesn't mean it's a good thing nor that you should abide to it mindlessly.


"because your mind hasn't evolved enough to be able to do the same."
Oh yeah, like living with some woman who never has anything to say about anything is a testament to one's GREAT brain development.
Yeah whatever.


"Whoever posed this question has to realize that we are still evolving and will be until the second we as humans are wiped from the face of this planet. You can either evolve with the rest of us, or be left behind in obscurity."

I fully realise we are evolving.
So you're saying i have to live with the bitch in order to conform to you guys.
That was my point,
that the only argument for living with some woman forever is to appear normal, to appear like the rest of ya.

And since everyone is facing that very prospect then it becomes a thrive-on-itself culture.

The culture never dies for there are also people who can't get a spouse even though they want it, and then they are put into the same category as those who don't feel like having one.
Giving those who can but dont feel like an uncomfortable prejudice sentiment at parties.
One that you can get rid of if you only live with a needy bitch.


I mean we also see it here on isitnormal, so many teenagers are asking about their worries of not having a boy/girlfriend.
They're not desiring one, they're desiring to be normal, they're asking if they can be accepted even though they still havent done what they know is expected of them.
The prepackaged food is excactly what we have always been eating, just that all the work has already been done for us. Off course he's gonna like it, and he's also gonna like living in your house.
"you can take the cave,i'll move in here..okey"
Living the easy life comes very naturally.

Teenagers have many other questions yes, but that doesnt stop any conclusions regarding those.

"It's perfectly normal to want to be with one person the rest of your life. Especially in this day and age when sleeping with one wrong person can condemn you for life."

I agree that std fear is an argument for a long term.
But that doesnt make you like the woman nor have anything to say to her.
Also, usually after marriage the sex goes down and the woman gets fat.
And atop of that he's probably gonna be paying for all kinds of crap around her.
Talk about a screwed guy.

A fuckbuddy relationship is far better in every way except that at parties youre not normal, you're the single one.
Or more correctly, the not screwed one.
It may take a little while, some days, but the transformation to the good life happends naturally, that is, without any outside interference. Provided the option is there.
And i mean good life as in, sleeping in a bed.

The difficulty with retirement is that retirement is basically "sit there and be useless until you die!".
And that tends to be a bit boring.
And people tend to feel a bit, well, useless.

Its not related to difficulty of living in a more luxurious habitat then youre used to.

"If you don't like a woman and she doesn't have anything to say to you and don't have anything to say to her then why the hell would you marry her? It's your own damn fault if you do."

Excactly, which is why i dont and instead vent at isitnormal.com "long term crap my ass!".
A long term relationship could be what you could be in one day! Alot off women let there men have there freedom, your putting every type into one box!
love is the answer...
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GROW THE FUCK UP
fuck you
Actually, to this talk of monogamy and whats natural/unatural, I can end this debate now.

Humans are humans. Whats natural is what we grow up living around. It is human nature to invent and create, so from creating telephones and such, that is our NATURE, that is whats natural to us.

As for the original subject, hell, just go find a few nice blonde bimbos, bend them over, and have a little fun. Life is short.
yh i agree with tha i lk 2 have a gd fling with boys and girls but there sex gets borein
You're right, I feel the same way about men, thats why I fuck three different guys a week. I'm no slut. right.
then keep ur mouth shut, gurls like long term relationsips because they get attached very easily, and think u are the love of their life, if u dont want that geta another gurl, it isnt that hard, well i dunno mabey it is for u