Is it illegal to do surgery on yourself? I have this lump that keeps getting bigger and I would like to remove it myself. I can't go to a doctor because I don't trust them and their tests. Please help; what should I do? What is the best way to remove this? It's about the size of a baseball and very hard.
ps. Congradulations, you have just found the secret message, please contact the mother ship, as you have just fell from the sun.
I was about to comment on that growth you were reluctant to show the doctors, but it sounds as though the situation resolved on its own. So rather than discuss medical solutions, I thought I'd ask you a question.
When in the midst of a global conspiracy, in which you "obviously" seem to be entangled, what methods do you use to determine whom to trust? Or is everyone a part of the conspiracy? And if no one is to be trusted, how can you perform even the simplest of tasks during your daily routine, if any of them involve other people?
Just thought I'd inquire. Your answer(s) should be quite interesting...