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Surgery

Is it illegal to do surgery on yourself? I have this lump that keeps getting bigger and I would like to remove it myself. I can't go to a doctor because I don't trust them and their tests. Please help; what should I do? What is the best way to remove this? It's about the size of a baseball and very hard.
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (14)
um....go to a doctor....u need to trust them sometimes!! i woulden't risk preforming surgery on your self....you could get infected, cut a large blood vessle, or you could die.....
U CRAZY OR WAT? GOO 2 A DOCTOR......
@: Stinky1
I just can't see a doctor. They are employed by the new world order to brainwash the people. I suspect that they are the reason for this lump. It's either them or the aliens. This lump really hurts though, and now it is all red. I need help here. I tried poking it with a needle, but that only made it hurt more.
I think you definately have an alien life form growing inside you dont go to the doctor whatever you do it will be born soon probably at breakfast
um...u might want to see the funny farm....
Hmmm, I dont think its illegal but, something like that probably needs an experienced person.It is definatly not like popping a blister or chopping off a wart.Anyhow, lots of luck and i hope you dont get an infection.
lol..if it hurt poking it with a need just imagine it being slowly scraped away with a big rusty knife, and then sewing it back up...yeah..u need a doctor....

ps. Congradulations, you have just found the secret message, please contact the mother ship, as you have just fell from the sun.
The lump finally broke open and some odd materials came out. Among them, I managed to remove a grey metallic ball, no doubt a tracking decice of sorts. I placed it on my desk because I planned to examine it later that day, but it disappeared when I came back.
wierd...
Well, if you can't trust the doctors then how could you even trust your own self to do surgery. I'm saying is, you're not a trained proffesional and you shouldn't just go ahead and do surgery, it's not worth it. You probably have a cyst, so I'd just go and see the doctor.
I've been following some of your posts, and I'll be honest. I really can't tell if you're a paranoid schizophrenic or just a prankster whose schtik is government distrust and conspiracy theories.

I was about to comment on that growth you were reluctant to show the doctors, but it sounds as though the situation resolved on its own. So rather than discuss medical solutions, I thought I'd ask you a question.

When in the midst of a global conspiracy, in which you "obviously" seem to be entangled, what methods do you use to determine whom to trust? Or is everyone a part of the conspiracy? And if no one is to be trusted, how can you perform even the simplest of tasks during your daily routine, if any of them involve other people?

Just thought I'd inquire. Your answer(s) should be quite interesting...
@: Barnum
There was a time when I couldn't trust myself because the government was trying to control my brain. Since then, the Greys have installed implants into my brain to block the telepathic attacks on me from the Evil Satanists. Thankfully, surgery is no longer necessary, since my body rejected this metalic tracking device which the government installed in me, but I have no doubt that the Greys would telepathically control my motor functions long enough to do surgery to remove anything that must be removed from my body. Their medical technology is far more superoir than the Evil Reptilians and 24-toothed Aliens that control this world.
@: JanIAm
That depends on whose side you are loyal to. The government would like you to believe I'm crazy; however, I'm one of the few people on this planet who know the ultimate truth of reality. Because the truth is so contrary to the popular beliefs which have been pounded into the brains of the general public through the media's, telepathic, radio, and other brainwashing techniques, there are few left who actually know the truth, and those few are portrayed as crazy by society, so they are locked up and institutionalized. I only trust the Greys and certain portions of the Internet. I used to trust my mother, but she betrayed me, and I don't know if she is actually my mother anymore. I don't understand your final question. Most people are on their side, yes, but I isolate myself from that end of society so that they cannot affect my daily life while I focus on researching and uncovering more of their conspiracies.
GO TO A DOC!!! that could be realy bad seriously you need medical help